please.
Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?
I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.
are you guys hearing about this dude working to developing a vaccine for cats that he’s hoping would like. theoretically double their lifespans?
turns out i wasn’t making that up, his name is Dr. Toru Miyazaki! he also wrote a book called “The Day Cats Live To Be Thirty”, so cats are kind of his thing.
apparently, cats’ kidneys tend to be the thing that takes them down, something about their bodies being unable to self-clean their kidneys, and the vaccine is supposed revitalize the body’s ability to do just that. It would be very VERY fucking cool to have cats suddenly reaching 30 years of age be the normal thing.
whoa wait i actually read the articles and it’s so much cooler than just that!!
dude cracked the case about WHY kidneys fail, across the board as far as i can tell. turns out there’s a specific molecule whose job it is to attach to waste and signal macrophages to come eat it. it remains inactive in cats for some reason, but the molecule is still there. basically what he’s done is found the switch to activate them. this will be profound not only for our domestic babies, but for big cats too - especially cheetahs!
although his research was focused on cats, it’s already being used to develop drugs for humans too!
on top of that, since these molecules are tags for waste, this could also dramatically lower the rate of fatty liver disease, liver cancer, urinary crystals, rheumatoid arthritis, and even some neurological cases! like, they’re hoping it may have an impact on parkinson’s and alzheimers, but it DOES have an impact on stroke recovery. like. holy shit.
furthermore, he’s insisting that the feline drug be affordable if and when it rolls out onto the market. he wants this to be something anyone can get for their cat!! idk how much sway he’ll have over the human drug, but hopefully enough that it, too, won’t be that expensive.
annnnnd in his research that he’s still doing for the human side of things, he’s found a potential link between this molecule and estrogen. in the 20,000 samples he’s tested, women between ages 10 and 29 had the highest amount of this molecule present in their blood (a higher amount means Something Fucky is going on, essentially. There’s a higher amount of waste the body is trying to clean out) but it drops down to be almost equal amongst men and women after menopause. it hasn’t been looked into yet, but fuck, just the fact it’s noted and known and probably WILL be looked into soon??? imagine if this is what leads to figuring out all the various ways the ovaries and uterus fucks with people and how to fix it. or even like, maybe there’s something about estrogen that makes it work better. who knows! but it’s rad the link is there to be researched :D
man just think, not only could our kitties start living longer, healthier lives, but just maybe dialysis will become as rare and obsolete as the iron lung is for people. what a badass Dr. Toru is!
“But I don’t want to turn people into dinosaurs. I wanna cure kittie kidneys!”
joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it’s even good to be confronted with things you don’t understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it’s a surprise tool that will help you later.
from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone
I love seeing my relatively sfw mutuals posting thirst content every once in a while like yessss bestie I see you letting the hoe out the cage for some enrichment I hope it gets well fed before it goes back into hibernation
fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:
normalize having more than one best friend. “best friend” shouldn’t just be a title reserved for one person… best friend is a species…
#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)
bedsheets are all like lets go over there
you cant consent while on cigarettes/ coffee and if you think you did youare a VICTIM
apple / orange juice too
if its fajitas or The West I’m choosing fajitas
Who among us hasn’t been low on cash and become a mercenary? Who among us doesn’t have a little Nazi tattoo? Do you hate the proletariat??
i have a genuine quashtion dont make fun of me.
are sex talks real did your parents give you a sex talk?
yes they did give me a sex talk
no they did not give me a sex talk period
no but they gave me a book about it (and didnt talk about the book)
orphan button
nuance??????????????????//




